Jedi Ramblings

I am a simple man who somehow manages to live a very complex life. I am a Star Wars Geek. I wear silly t-shirts. I love Harry Potter. I live in the greater Phoenix area. I don't argue with people, I explain why I am right. Also, I like Disney Stuff. I am slightly narcissistic. If You never post pictures or personal info about yourself, probably not going to follow you, I like knowing who I follow.

How I think I will be tomorrow:

How she is going to be tomorrow:

OMG. I just had an epiphany. Brownie points=Brown noser points.

what the fuck - I should not be learning this at 27

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thelibrarina:

#that bottom gif is killing me #bitch does it look like i’ve heard of the milennium falcon #i’m old as dicks #and got this bitch ass farmer hick motherfucker next to me #i will slap you and your big ass dog into both fucking suns so help me god han

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Should be a fun Monday…

when you say too much abd get zero sleep because you toss and turn all night

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

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werewolf puppy

7 days? 7 days.

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My mother slays me. Almost every time I post something on facebook she feels the need to comment, and whenever she does, it kills the post. Just dead as can be.

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Any one else just think of Dorne when she said what happens to things that don’t bend? Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken. My second house.

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